The world (and word) of jaymz

So it’s valentines day again. Most of the people I know purport to be doing fuck all when really they are doing something only they’re telling themselves that they just happen to be out on a Sunday evening. At a restaurant. With 200 other pricks. As I have not written a haiku for some time and since I noticed I was getting a few keyword hits for “love haiku” I aim to deliver. So here, a love/valentine themed poem from the desk of jaymz… It’s only mid-February.